Hungry Rabbit
A rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a cheese and ham toastie. The rabbit
eats it rapidly and then orders a corned beef and pickle toastie which he
scoffs with equal vigour. He then orders a baked bean toasty, swallows
that and promptly pukes up all over the place.
The waitress asks: "what's up with you then?".
The rabbit replies: " Oh mixinmetoasties".