CHINESE DICTIONARY

Dung On Mai Shu-----------------------------------------I stepped in shit
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu-------------------------------Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne-----------------------I bumped into the coffee table
Fat Ho-----------------------------------------------An unattractive woman
Ar U Wun Tu-----------------------------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat---------------------------------------------You need a face lift
Dum Gai------------------------------------------------------A stupid person
Wel Hung Gai----------------------Is that a banana in your pocket ?
Won Hung Low-----Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai
Gun Pao Der-----------------------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung----------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--We have reason to believe you are harboring fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun--------------------A former late night talk show host
Hum Hia---------------------------------------------------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho-------------------------------------------------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi------------------------------------------------------------Not very good
Lin Ching------------------------------------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding----A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn-------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai-----------------------------------------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be-----------------------------------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne-------------------------------------------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba------------------------------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung-------------------------------------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah------------------------------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim--------------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice
Yoo So Dum----------------------------------------------Incompentent fool
Untai Mee-----------------------------------------------I don't like Bondage