A Brush with God
There was this man who was contracted to paint a church. He was almost
finished when he started to run out of paint. Seeing that he was almost
done, and that he needed to travel a fair amount to get more paint, he
decided to just add some water to the paint to make it stretch further.
As he was laying on the last few strokes, a sudden storm came up and
washed ALL of the paint off of the church. As the clouds began to break,
and the sun began to shine through the clouds, he heard a booming voice,
"REPAINT! and thin no more..."