True Refinement

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive    
lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon    
discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and    
apparently very intelligent. Hoping to get her into bed;    
he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings,    
first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass    
of wine.   
   
He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,    
"Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.    
Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with    
a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed    
and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the    
enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It    
seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole    
being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being    
softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another    
world.   
   
On the other hand, Port makes me fart."