The Joy of Coffee
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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the sleeping
masses.

It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its
name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will
fear no Equal (tm): for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they
comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the prescence of Juan Valdez: thou
anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I
will dwell in the House of Maxwell for ever.

Contributed by: Jeannie, a loyal contributor!  (via Michael H.)