Politically Correctness in School

"No one fails a class anymore, he's merely ""passing impaired."""
"You don't have detention, you're just one of the""exit delayed."""
"Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just ""passage restrictive."""
"These days, a student isn't lazy. He's ""energetically declined."""
"Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just ""closure
prohibitive."""
"Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit ""social speed
bumps."" "
"Your homework isn't missing, its just having an ""out-of-notebook
experience."""
"You're not sleeping in class, you're ""rationing consciousness."""
"You're not late, you just have a ""rescheduled arrival time."""
"You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from ""rebellious
follicle syndrome."" "
"You don't have smelly gym socks, you have ""odor-retentive athletic
footwear."""
"No one's tall anymore. He's ""vertically enhanced."""
"You're not shy. You're ""conversationally selective."""
"You don't talk a lot. You're just ""abundantly verbal."""
"You weren't passing notes in class. You were ""participating in the
discreet exchange of penned meditations."""
"You're not being sent to the principals office. You're ""going on a
mandatory field trip to the administrative building."""
"It's not called gossip anymore. It's ""the speedy transmission of
near-factual information."""
"The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's ""digestively
challenged."" "