KFC & the Pope

After watching sales falling off for three
straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the
Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily
prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to
'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do
it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the
Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's
prayer and I can not change the words."
So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of
dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.
"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help.
I'll give you $50 million dollars if you change
the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this
day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our
daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting,
Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of
good with that much money. It would help us
support many charities. But, again, I must
decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't
change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more
months of terrible sales. The Colonel gets
desperate.
"This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you
change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give
us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day
our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to
the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of
his bishops and he says, "I have some good news
and I have some bad news. The good news is that
KFC is going to donate $100 million to the
Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks
about the bad news.
The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost
the Wonder Bread account."