Automobile Acronyms
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW:
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waster
Big Money Works
Black man's wheels.
Bought My Wife
Break my windows,
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Expensive Valve Rattle on Long, Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cranks Hard, Every Valve Rattles. Oil leaks Every Time.
DODGE:
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead Or Dying Garage Equipment
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Terror
Found In Any Tip
Found It At Tip
FERRARI:
Fast, Expressive Red Racing Auto - Rahrahrah Italia
FORD:
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
First On Race Day
First on Race Day.
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix or Repair Daily
Fixed On Race Day
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fools Only Risk Driving
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found on Reservation Dump
Found On Road, Dead
Found on Rubbish Dump
Fragile Old Rusty Deathtraps
Fragile Overpriced Rusty Deathtraps
Fubar On Race Day
Fucked on Race Day
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Rust & Defects
GM:
General Maintenance
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HOLDEN:
Heap Of Loud Diff & Engine Noises
Heaps Of Little Dirty Engine Nuts
Heaps of Lumps, Dents, Engine Noises
Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noises
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Horrible Old Limo Drives Extremely Nasty
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
IPEC:
I Pass Every Cunt
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MITSUBISHI:
Miniature Imported Terribly Substandard Underpowered Boring & Incredibly Second-rate Honda Imitation
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR:
Misc. Oddball Parts, Assembled Ridiculously
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
NISSAN:
Nasty Immoral Salesmen Selling Automotive Nightmares
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
PONTIAC:
Product Only Needs To Imitate A Chevrolet
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE:
Probably Obtained Recently, Since Carowner Hocked Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Stick At Aircraft Building
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles--Always Broken
TORANA:
Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Various Old Lady Victim Owners
Vehicle Of Longsighted Vacant Occupants
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Old Lame Vehicle Owners
VW:
Virtually Worthless