Jesus & Moses

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat on a lake bragging to each other
about all of the miracles they've performed in their lives. Jesus
sticks his hands out of the boat, cups his hands, and scoops out a
handful of water. "Here, taste this." he says to Moses.
  Moses takes a sip. "It's wine! That's incredible!" he says.
"It's a miracle" Jesus replies.
  Moses stands up in the boat, mumbles a prayer, spreads his arms
apart, and the water of the lake parts before them.
  Jesus is flabergasted. "That's incredible!" cries Jesus. "It's a
miracle" Moses replies.
  Jesus stands up in the boat, sticks one foot out of the boat, then
the other and promptly sinks to the bottom of the lake. Moses parts
the waters, fishes Jesus out of the lake, and puts him back into the
boat.
  Jesus says, "I don't understand it. I've walked on water many times
and that has never happened before. I just can't understand what
happened."
  Moses says, "Call it a hunch, but I think it might have something to
do with the big holes in your feet."