Heavenly Transportation

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in
a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the
gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be
given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You
will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen
accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You
cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around
Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."  Next St. Peter looked at John and
said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times.
For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station
wagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine
example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never
cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a
Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's
Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set
forever! Why so down?"  Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth
and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."