Irish Priest and a Rabbi …

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know
that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you
actually ever tasted it?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd
occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your
religion, too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...." The
priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed
once or twice."
There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the
newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"