*** THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS -- AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN 
THEM BEFORE! ***
 
 
          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Betty Ford-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk
 
          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
     Bull      Same bull after    Rotc bull after   Red-blooded
American bull 
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the
otc
bull
 
 
   
> 
>           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
>           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
>   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
>  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
>     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||==/-----||
>  ooo~~    ~~    ooooooooooooooooo     ~~    ~~         ~~
>   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
>     shit              shit             kicked out of her
> 
>          (__)
>          (oo)                       U
>   /-------\/                    /---V
>  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
> *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~
> Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
> 
>          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
>          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
>   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
>  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
> *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
>    ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)
> 
> American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
> 
>          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
>          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
>   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
>  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
> *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
>    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
> Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
> Arriving at Rit     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
> 
>          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
>          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
>   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
>  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
> *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
> Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to
>wash
>                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic
>mushrooms
> 
>                   ________________________
>          (__)    /                        \
>          (oo)   (  Meet our great leader!  )
>   /-------\/  --'\________________________/
>  / |     ||
> *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~
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>                                          /\                  __
>                                         /  \                 ||
>              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
>              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
>       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
>      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
>     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
>        ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
>     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
>   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
> 
>                                                  (__)
>          *        (__)                           (oo)
>           \       (oo)                     /------\/
>            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
>             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
>             ||----||                    *  ||----||
>             ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
>      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
>        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
> 
>                   (___)               (__)      (__)
>                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
>            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
>           / |     ||V                   |        |
>          *  ||----||                    ||------||
>             ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
>   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
> the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
> 
>              (__)                   (__)
>              [##]                   (@o)
>       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
>      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
>     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
>        ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
>  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
>   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
> 
>                     (____)             (____)
>(____)
>                     (oo  )                (o  o)
>( O O)
>          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----
>/-----------\  /
>         / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |          / ||       |
> \/
>        /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | |         /  ||
>||||
>       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| ||       *
>||||-----||||
>           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\          ~~~~
>~~~~
>      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore     No one was sure
>whether
>       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow       M.C. Escher's
>cow had
>                                                           four legs or
>eight
> 
>                O__O                             \_|_/
>                (oo)                             (oo)
>         /-------\/                       /-------\/
>        / |     ||                       / |     ||
>       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
>          ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
>     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
> 
> 
>                         (__)
>                 ~~      (oo)
>             ~~~~ /-------\/
>          ~~~~~  / |     ||
>        ~~~~~   *  ||----||
>     ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
> 
>                )\               (__)
>               /  \              (oo)
>         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>            Cow swimming at Amityville
> (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
> 
>           *
>            \
>             \
>             |\
>           \ | \ (__)
>           \\|| \(oo)
>            \||\ \\/
>             ~~ \||
>              \\ ||
>               \\||
>                \||
>                 ~~
>                  \\_
>                   \_
>    Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
> 
>                                           (__)
>                                           (--)
>                                          /-\/-\
>                                         /|    |\
>                                        ~ |    | ~
>                (__)                      |    |
>                (DD)                      /----\
>         /-------\/                      /    \ \
>        / |     ||_\_/                  ~      * ~
>       *  ||----|               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
>          ~~    ~                   (What a bod, huh guys?)
> Cow chugging brews and staring at
>   sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
> 
>                        O O                 O O
>                         \ \               / /
>                          \ \          (__) /
>           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
>           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
>    /-------\/               \|        | /
>   / |     ||                 +--------+
>  *  ||----||
>     ~~    ~~
> Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
>             at Gillies in Texas
> 
>               \ (__)
>               \\(oo)
>          /-----\\\/
>         / |    (##)
>        *  ||----||"
>           ~~    ~~
>     This cow plays bagpipes. 
>          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
>          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
>   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
>  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
> *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
> 
> Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
> 
>          (__)                                              (__)
>          (oo)                                              (oo)
>   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
>  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
> *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
>    ~~    ~~                              ~~                ~~
>                                               Stretch Cow
>  Cow in Argyle                 *
>                             **   **
>                        * **  * * *  **
>                       *   /  /   \ *  *
>                    \  \ /  \        / /
>                 *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \
>                   /           (00)  / /
>                   \    /-------\/   \ \
>                   /   / |     ||    / /
>                 \ \  *  ||----||    \ \
>                /  /     ~~    ~~    / /
>                        Cow in Heat
> 
>                                                  (__)
>                                         /--------(00)
>                                        / |      |(  )
>                                       *  ||---- ||()
>                                          ||     ||
>                                          ~~     ~~
>                                     Cow Chewing Marbles
> 
>          (___)
>          (o o)
>    /------\ /   (__)
>   /    ____O    (oo)
>  |   / /----\----\/                  "Where did that camera come from!"
>  /\oo===|  /    ||
> | ||   *||~-----||
> *  ~~   ~~      ~~
> 
>          (__)              \__\           (__)
>          (oo)          o   (oo)           (oo)
>   /-------\/        ____\___\/    *+-------\/
>  / |     ||        / |     ||     ||______||
> *  ||----||       *  ||----||       ||----||
>    OO    OO          OO    OO       OO    OO
> Detroit cow       Mustang cow      Pickup cow
> 
>                  (__)             \_||_~
>                  (oo)             (*||*)
>   /---------------\/       /-------\||/
>  / |             ||       / |     ||
> *  ||------------||      *  ||----||
>    OO            OO         OO    }{
>       Li-moo-cow         Teenager's cow
> 
> ______________
> |            |
> |            |
> |            |
> |            |
> |            |
> |____________|
> 
> Schroedinger's cow
> 
>          ____
>         (____)
> 
>          (__)
>          (oo)
>   /-------\/
>  / |     ||
> *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~
>    Holy cow
>