*** THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS -- AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
THEM BEFORE! ***
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
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Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
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/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#-+|O
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Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded
American bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the
otc
bull
>
> (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
> (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
> /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
> * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
> ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||==/-----||
> ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~
> Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
> shit shit kicked out of her
>
> (__)
> (oo) U
> /-------\/ /---V
> / | || * |--| .
> * ||----||
> ~~ ~~
> Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
>
> (__) )__( vv vv
> (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
> /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
> / | || / | || /\-------/
> * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
> ~~ ~~ vv vv (~~)
>
> American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
> /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
> / | || / | || /| ||
> * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
> Arriving at Rit After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (OO) (@@) (xx)
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> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to
>wash
> psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic
>mushrooms
>
> ________________________
> (__) / \
> (oo) ( Meet our great leader! )
> /-------\/ --'\________________________/
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> SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
> /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
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> * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
> to George Washington this cow cow
>
> (__)
> * (__) (oo)
> \ (oo) /------\/
> \-------\/ /| |/ |
> | ==$ || / | [) ||
> ||----|| * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
> to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
>
> (___) (__) (__)
> ( O ) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\ / \/--------\/
> / | ||V | |
> * ||----|| ||------||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
> the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
>
> (__) (__)
> [##] (@o)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
> / | || / | || / | || (oo)
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
> This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
> to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
>
> (____) (____)
>(____)
> (oo ) (o o)
>( O O)
> /-----------\ / /-----\ /----
>/-----------\ /
> / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || |
> \/
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>||||
> * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| || *
>||||-----||||
> /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~
>~~~~
> This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure
>whether
> to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's
>cow had
> four legs or
>eight
>
> O__O \_|_/
> (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
>
>
> (__)
> ~~ (oo)
> ~~~~ /-------\/
> ~~~~~ / | ||
> ~~~~~ * ||----||
> ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~====
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
>
> )\ (__)
> / \ (oo)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Cow swimming at Amityville
> (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
>
> *
> \
> \
> |\
> \ | \ (__)
> \\|| \(oo)
> \||\ \\/
> ~~ \||
> \\ ||
> \\||
> \||
> ~~
> \\_
> \_
> Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
>
> (__)
> (--)
> /-\/-\
> /| |\
> ~ | | ~
> (__) | |
> (DD) /----\
> /-------\/ / \ \
> / | ||_\_/ ~ * ~
> * ||----| Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
> ~~ ~ (What a bod, huh guys?)
> Cow chugging brews and staring at
> sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
>
> O O O O
> \ \ / /
> \ \ (__) /
> (__) \ \ (xx)/
> (DD) \ +--------+\//
> /-------\/ \| | /
> / | || +--------+
> * ||----||
> ~~ ~~
> Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
> at Gillies in Texas
>
> \ (__)
> \\(oo)
> /-----\\\/
> / | (##)
> * ||----||"
> ~~ ~~
> This cow plays bagpipes.
> (__) (__) (__)
> (\/) ($$) (**)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
>
> Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
>
> (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo)
> /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
> / |'''''|| / | ||
> * ||''''|| * ||----------------||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> Stretch Cow
> Cow in Argyle *
> ** **
> * ** * * * **
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> \ \ / \ / /
> * / / \ \ (__) \ \
> / (00) / /
> \ /-------\/ \ \
> / / | || / /
> \ \ * ||----|| \ \
> / / ~~ ~~ / /
> Cow in Heat
>
> (__)
> /--------(00)
> / | |( )
> * ||---- ||()
> || ||
> ~~ ~~
> Cow Chewing Marbles
>
> (___)
> (o o)
> /------\ / (__)
> / ____O (oo)
> | / /----\----\/ "Where did that camera come from!"
> /\oo===| / ||
> | || *||~-----||
> * ~~ ~~ ~~
>
> (__) \__\ (__)
> (oo) o (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
> / | || / | || ||______||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
> OO OO OO OO OO OO
> Detroit cow Mustang cow Pickup cow
>
> (__) \_||_~
> (oo) (*||*)
> /---------------\/ /-------\||/
> / | || / | ||
> * ||------------|| * ||----||
> OO OO OO }{
> Li-moo-cow Teenager's cow
>
> ______________
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> |____________|
>
> Schroedinger's cow
>
> ____
> (____)
>
> (__)
> (oo)
> /-------\/
> / | ||
> * ||----||
> ~~ ~~
> Holy cow
>