*** THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS -- AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE! *** (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the otc bull > > (__) (__) * (__) * (__) > (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) > /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ > * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || > ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||==/-----|| > ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ > Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit > shit shit kicked out of her > > (__) > (oo) U > /-------\/ /---V > / | || * |--| . > * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ > Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. > > (__) )__( vv vv > (oo) (oo) ||----|| * > /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / > / | || / | || /\-------/ > * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) > ~~ ~~ vv vv (~~) > > American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow > > (__) (__) (__) > (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) > /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ > / | || / | || /| || > * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow > Arriving at Rit After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" > > (__) (__) (__) > (OO) (@@) (xx) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to >wash > psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic >mushrooms > > ________________________ > (__) / \ > (oo) ( Meet our great leader! ) > /-------\/ --'\________________________/ > / | || > * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ > # # > ## ## > ## ## > ## ## > ## ## > ### ### > M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### > MM MM O O O O ####### ####### > M M M M O O O O # # > M M M O O O O # ### ### # > M M O O O O # # # # # # > M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # > \\ # ### ### # > \\ # # > \\________ # ######## # > \-------- # # ## ## # # > # # # # > ######### # # #### # # > ###### ###### #### > ########################### ### > ## ## > ## # # > # ## # # > # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # #### # > # # # ##### # # ### # # > # # # # # ##################### ######### # # > # # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # > ##### ### #### #### > ###### ### ###### ###### > > > /\ __ > / \ || > (__) (__) \ / (_||_) > SooS (oo) \/ (oo) > /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ > / | || / | || / S / | || > * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's > to George Washington this cow cow > > (__) > * (__) (oo) > \ (oo) /------\/ > \-------\/ /| |/ | > | ==$ || / | [) || > ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to > to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday > > (___) (__) (__) > ( O ) (oo) (oo) > /-------\ / \/--------\/ > / | ||V | | > * ||----|| ||------|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with > the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle > > (__) (__) > [##] (@o) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) > / | || / | || / | || (oo) > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ > This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to > to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman > > (____) (____) >(____) > (oo ) (o o) >( O O) > /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- >/-----------\ / > / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | > \/ > / || |||| \ | | | | / || >|||| > * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| || * >||||-----|||| > /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ >~~~~ > This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure >whether > to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's >cow had > four legs or >eight > > O__O \_|_/ > (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty > > > (__) > ~~ (oo) > ~~~~ /-------\/ > ~~~~~ / | || > ~~~~~ * ||----|| > ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu > > )\ (__) > / \ (oo) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cow swimming at Amityville > (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) > > * > \ > \ > |\ > \ | \ (__) > \\|| \(oo) > \||\ \\/ > ~~ \|| > \\ || > \\|| > \|| > ~~ > \\_ > \_ > Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen > > (__) > (--) > /-\/-\ > /| |\ > ~ | | ~ > (__) | | > (DD) /----\ > /-------\/ / \ \ > / | ||_\_/ ~ * ~ > * ||----| Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale > ~~ ~ (What a bod, huh guys?) > Cow chugging brews and staring at > sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale > > O O O O > \ \ / / > \ \ (__) / > (__) \ \ (xx)/ > (DD) \ +--------+\// > /-------\/ \| | / > / | || +--------+ > * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ > Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" > at Gillies in Texas > > \ (__) > \\(oo) > /-----\\\/ > / | (##) > * ||----||" > ~~ ~~ > This cow plays bagpipes. > (__) (__) (__) > (\/) ($$) (**) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > > Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love > > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ > / |'''''|| / | || > * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Stretch Cow > Cow in Argyle * > ** ** > * ** * * * ** > * / / \ * * > \ \ / \ / / > * / / \ \ (__) \ \ > / (00) / / > \ /-------\/ \ \ > / / | || / / > \ \ * ||----|| \ \ > / / ~~ ~~ / / > Cow in Heat > > (__) > /--------(00) > / | |( ) > * ||---- ||() > || || > ~~ ~~ > Cow Chewing Marbles > > (___) > (o o) > /------\ / (__) > / ____O (oo) > | / /----\----\/ "Where did that camera come from!" > /\oo===| / || > | || *||~-----|| > * ~~ ~~ ~~ > > (__) \__\ (__) > (oo) o (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ > / | || / | || ||______|| > * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| > OO OO OO OO OO OO > Detroit cow Mustang cow Pickup cow > > (__) \_||_~ > (oo) (*||*) > /---------------\/ /-------\||/ > / | || / | || > * ||------------|| * ||----|| > OO OO OO }{ > Li-moo-cow Teenager's cow > > ______________ > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > |____________| > > Schroedinger's cow > > ____ > (____) > > (__) > (oo) > /-------\/ > / | || > * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ > Holy cow >