Why Win 85?

The "95" In Windows 95 Stands For...

The number of floppy disks it arrives on.
The megabytes of Ram you'll wish you had.
How many drivers you'll need to replace.
The number of megabytes required to open a window.
The number of pages in the Easy Install manual.
The number of people expecting to see it released before 1996.
The number of versions before it becomes stable.
The number of megabytes it will occupy on your hard drive.
The IQ of the distribution manager.
The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.