Who is Jack Schitt??

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't
    
know Jack Schitt."
    
Now, You can handle the situation............
    
    
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.  Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep
Schitt,Inc.
    
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
    
produced 6 children:  Holie Schitt; the twins: Deep Schitt and
    
Dip Schitt; Fulla Schitt; Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school
dropout.
    
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.  Noe
    
later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them,
    
she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe
  Schitt-Sherlock.
    
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,
    
Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
    
throughout childhood and, consequently, married the Happens brothers
in a dual ceremony.
    
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.  Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently returned
with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
    
    
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct
them.