The Ten Laws of Life:
The Law of Volunteering:
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you'd better let him lead
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in the mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse
The Law of Knowing When to Quit
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets
The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist
The 1st Law of Reality
There are days that no matter which way you spit, it's upwind
The 2nd Law of Reality
When you starve a tiger, the tiger starves last
The 3rd Law of Reality
Whatever it is that hits the fan, it's never evenly distributed
The 4th Law of Reality
Never fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose
The 5th Law of Reality
Creativity is great; Plagiarism is faster
The Law of Goal-Setting
Reality is a crutch for those who can't cope with fantasy