The Rabbit

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulled
over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become
of
the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down
the
highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled
over.
She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and
killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She
went to
her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
the limp,
dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
rabbit.

Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw
at the
two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit
stopped,
turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards,
turned,
waved and hopped another 50 yards.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance
could be
in the woman's spray can!!

He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can?
What
did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label. It
said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent
wave."