The Chauffeur
One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver,
"Why don't you let me drive for ones."
The driver thinks to him self, "Well I can't say no to this guy, he's the
pope." So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having
fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while the driver
taps on the window and tells the Pope, "slow down a bit, you might get
pulled over."
The Pope says, "ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the Pope." So he rolls up
the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets
pulled over. The cop walks to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted
window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on
a minute."
The Pope says, "sure"
The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "guys
I just pulled over some one really important."
They ask who, "The President?."
"No more important."
"The president of another country."
"No more important."
"An ambassador."
"No even more important."
"Well who is it."
"I don't know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."