Sleeping Pills?
An elderly woman went to her doctor's office and said that she wanted
the doctor to prescribe some birth control pills for her. After
inquiring why, and getting nowhere, the doctor decided that they
wouldn't hurt her and gave her the prescription to keep her happy.
A few months later when the woman was back in the office the doctor
asked her how the birth control pills were working. The woman replied,
"They're working great. I'm sleeping like a baby."
The doctor, wanting to avoid confusion, told the woman, "Those are
birth control pills, not sleeping pills that I gave you."
The old woman smiled and looked at the doctor and said, "Well Doc, I
get up each morning and put one of those pills in a glass of orange
juice and give it to my granddaughter and I sleep like a baby."