Football

Two boys were playing football in a park when one is attacked by a
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing
in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Redskins fan," the boy replied.
"Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter
starts again.
"I'm not a Ravens fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard
kills family pet."