Cat Proverbs
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
will pee on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats
have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get
back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next
life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are
all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there
to welcome me." - Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music
and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True,
and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."