Jokes & Other Amusements

  • 30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life


  • 50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR


  • 8 Year Old's View of God


  • A DOG's LIFE


  • ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES


  • Are You A Flamer?


  • ASSorted Q&A's


  • Cannibal Jokes


  • Cat Proverbs


  • The Top 15 Signs You've Caught the Chicken Flu


  • Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder...


  • Directions


  • INTERVIEW WITH THE EASTER BUNNY (edited)


  • Fable of the Fly


  • Football


  • Genesis: The Book of Creation


  • Hell


  • How to annoy people:


  • How To Rite Good


  • HOW TO WRITE A PAPER...


  • Inheritance


  • Irish Humour


  • Logic Quiz....


  • McDonnell Douglas warranty card


  • MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church


  • Money, knowledge & power


  • Musical Virus Warning


  • Myers-Briggs "Stress Prayer"


  • News of the Weird


  • OFFICE LINGO IN THE AGE OF THE INTERNET


  • Clinton, Dole and Perot on AF-1


  • Our Growing Language


  • Peter Viper


  • Picking up Chicks


  • Priorities


  • Singing Hamster


  • Sleeping Pills?


  • Soldier


  • Son of York


  • Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery & Top 14 Rules of the Lab


  • Tales from USA


  • The Chauffeur


  • The Mermaid


  • The Rabbit


  • The Ten Laws of Life:


  • Top 50 Oxymorons...


  • Top Tips from Viz


  • Werds To Make Us Speak Gooder


  • Where do pets come from?


  • Why don't they make white M&M's?


  • Who is Jack Schitt??


  • Why Win 95?


  • Windows for Macs


  • WISDOM OF THE AGES (A CHILD'S PERSPECTIVE)


  • World's smartest Gorilla


  • Worlds fastest moped!!


  • Cows


  • Top 10 Worst Things to See on Your Performance Evaluation


  • THE STEVEDORES


  • 'Twas The Drink That Killed Him


  • The sailor and the priest


  • Irish Priest and a Rabbi


  • Poor guy


  • A Thermodynamics Problem.


  • Acrobatic dancer


  • American Navy


  • An Engineer In Hell


  • Applying Managed Care to Life


  • LETTER HOME FROM SCHOOL


  • Auto Shop Final Exam


  • Babies


  • Back In The Old Days...


  • Beer Joke & Quotes


  • Bill Gates' house


  • Blasphemy Is Funny


  • Blonde swimmers


  • Can't Quite Place That Accent


  • The Cannibals


  • APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT


  • A Christmas Tale


  • Child Humour


  • Cogito Eggo Sum--I think; therefore I am a waffle


  • Decent Exposure


  • Diary of an AOL User


  • Did you ever wonder....


  • Divorce


  • AOL Addiction


  • You know you're an E-mail Junkie when ...


  • Swami Johnnieshere's Ten Guidelines for Enlightenment


  • Phil-Logic


  • How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Moved to West Virginia

  • Judgement of Valiance


  • WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN


  • What I didn't know before I had kids.


  • Microsoft humor


  • Good News & Bad News


  • Lyrics of "Grandfather's Clock"


  • HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS


  • Heavenly Transportation


  • How to be annoying on Usenet


  • Niggling little facts to make ya crazy


  • Science Idiocy


  • I Got Your RMA# Right Here!


  • Ice cream for the soul


  • Indecent Proposal


  • Interesting Facts


  • Jesus & Moses


  • King Of All Salesman


  • Late arrivals....


  • The Official Men's Room Etiquette Aptitude Exam


  • Microsoft in the news


  • Misceivious Brothers


  • More Facts


  • Musical Health Care


  • My Workout Log


  • Penny Beer


  • Personality Test


  • Questions


  • Race Suppression


  • Two Digits for a Date


  • A PRAYER FOR MOM AND DAD


  • THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BOB SMITH:


  • Automobile Acronyms


  • KFC & the Pope


  • How to Unsubscribe


  • Really Endangered Species


  • MOM'S BROWNIES


  • Red Shirt


  • Political Correctness in School


  • Seniors


  • YOU MAY BE NO LONGER COOL ..... IF......


  • Patience is a virtue


  • Space Aliens


  • Stupid Hunters


  • The Butcher & The Dog


  • The cruel pains of Gilligan Syndrome


  • The Great Philosophers


  • The Great Philosophical Question


  • The Hospital Bill


  • The Joy of Coffee


  • The Question


  • Think Your Coworkers Are Dumb?


  • Three Men


  • Trial in the UK.


  • True Refinement


  • Computer Problem Report Form


  • New Words!!!!


  • World's Shortest Books


  • 21st Century 23rd Psalm


  • A Brush with God


  • Actual Bumper Stickers


  • Cannibals


  • CHINESE DICTIONARY


  • Chinese Menu


  • Excellent skills


  • How to Argue Effectively


  • Hungry Rabbit


  • Job Applicants from Hell


  • Laundry


  • Like A True Aussie Male


  • The Temp


  • Cat Heaven


  • Mine Works Better


  • Yuppie and Farmer


  • Sick Joke


  • Slick trick


  • Slow golfers


  • That's Strange


  • The instructions on the bottle


  • Microsoft Ford Corporation


  • Too much sex??


  • True Love


  • New Drugs


  • Say Again!


  • Who's the smart one?


  • You Might Be In The Medical Field if:


  • Australian Consumers Association Review: Girlfriends.


  • A PORK FABLE


  • A Redneck Southern Guy walks into a gun shop.


  • Breaking bad news to the troops


  • Doctor's office


  • Dying


  • E-moon


  • Just In Case You Were Wondering ..........


  • Maths Exam - Gauteng Province


  • National service


  • Now you know why he's a millionaire


  • Same old, same old


  • Religion


  • Saddam and Bill


  • Tech support


  • Terminal trouble


  • The Heavenly baseball game


  • The man with 2 babies.


  • What's in a name


  • A bloke in the pub


  • Deathbed


  • Escaped convict


  • God, help me win the lotto


  • The birds and bees


  • Same old, same old


  • Bride and Groom


  • Definition of politics


  • Old Jewish man at the diner


  • Anything to pass the exam


  • Snails


  • Trip to the Holy Land


  • Anonymous Quote


  • Conversion


  • Error Messages


  • News From The Vatican . . .


  • Notre Dame


  • Heart attack


  • MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY


  • My son


  • True stories


  • REITH ORDERS TROOPS ON TO THE WATERFRONT


  • Rules for cats


  • INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT


  • Dumb Sayings


  • 1997's best actual news headlines.


  • Logic


  • Net Quotes


  • Preacher


  • Preparing Girls for Married Life


  • Punctuation


  • Stealing paintings


  • The Druggist


  • THE VALUE OF A COLLEGE EDUCATION


  • Toddler Property Laws


  • TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DAD SAY


  • TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK IS WORKING IN YOUR OFFICE


  • Trying to Do the Job Alone


  • Van Gogh


  • 1234...........


  • 25 Things to do at WalMart


  • Irish stonemason


  • A doggy dictionary


  • Proud Farmer


  • A parent's test


  • A Soldier's Story


  • A Song For AOL


  • A Tad Too Much


  • A teenager


  • A Very Special Pet


  • Air Travel


  • Anagrams


  • THE SICK NOTE


  • Anagrams


  • And Don't Forget To Breathe...


  • Attending To A Patient's Every Need


  • Grandson


  • Baseball in heaven


  • Be warned


  • breaking up the 90's way


  • Case of a Missing Cow


  • Cat Bathing As A Martial Art


  • Cat Jokes


  • Charities: they're out to get you!


  • Charity


  • Church Donations


  • Civic Employees


  • Classifieds


  • Close Quarters


  • closing time at the bar


  • Could've Used A Spell Checker


  • GUIDE TO COWS AND POLITICS


  • Dead Dog


  • Doctors at the pearly gates


  • Doctors on a duck hunt


  • ETCH-A-SKETCH


  • Russian soldiers


  • WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS!


  • God - In a second


  • Its raining......


  • Things We Learn From Our Children  <...or other peoples children>

  • Laymens Guide to Medical Terminology


  • Learn To Speak Chinese  &  Confucious Say


  • Male And Female Vocabulary


  • Helicopter trip


  • Miss Bea


  • HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE


  • Murphy's Laws on SEX


  • NEW WORDS OF THE 90'S


  • THE WISH


  • Not-so-helpful Hints


  • What You Shouldn't Cook to Impress People


  • One Nation


  • Party at the pool


  • Pauline & The Pope


  • Police bust ??


  • Politically correct terms for females


  • Prawns............


  • Pregnant Hiccups


  • Pussy and bitch


  • Quotable Quotes


  • Religion Survey


  • Religious Joke?"


  • Rent-A-Mule


  • Rules for cats who have a house to run.


  • satan's sister


  • Scientific Nutball


  • Six reasons to prove that computers are female


  • Slow golfers


  • More to come tomorrow


  • Talking dog


  • The "New Word Order"


  • The Differences Between Men and Women


  • The Happiest Dog In The World


  • The King's Toaster


  • The Magician


  • The mailman


  • THE RAVIN'


  • Tighty Whities


  • Too Many Beers


  • Ten Things to Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents The First Time You Meet


  • Trade Union Intelligence


  • Two shiney walls


  • Volunteer Firefighters


  • Airing it Out


  • 43 Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies


  • TOP 12 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT


  • why a "star-trek" future is not possible


  • Wife 1.0


  • Window 98 recall


  • Winning The Super Bowl


  • Words for the '90's.......................


  • World Cup guidelines for American Tourists


  • You Know You're A Computer Geek When....


  • You're No Longer "Cool" When...


  • 100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman!


  • 111


  • 2 rabbinical students


  • 3 Ducks...


  • 3 for 1


  • 50 Rules for Men


  • 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB


  • 50 years


  • A Feathered Friend


  • A Jew Passes On


  • A letter from Granma


  • A Parent's Dream


  • A Woman's Perspective


  • a women from texas


  • Acronym Overuse


  • Ahhh Women...


  • AIDS or Alzheimers?


  • Airplane Puppy


  • Alasken priest


  • All in the Family


  • Anything you want


  • army sex


  • Attorney giving to charity


  • Babies & Jobs


  • Baby Kittens


  • Bad flight


  • Barbies that never were produced, can you guess why?


  • Baseball Compared to Football


  • Beethoven's Ninth


  • Best buddies at the bar


  • Big Game Hunt


  • Bird Seed


  • Bomb Scare...


  • bus trip


  • business


  • Calf's Mother?


  • Can the pope swim ?  (:-)


  • Car Crash!!


  • Cat Miracle Diet


  • Catholic dog


  • Caught in the Dark


  • Cheating At Golf


  • Check is in the mail


  • Chicken Shit


  • Chinese torture....


  • Close Examination


  • Coca-cola on the moon !!!


  • coke


  • College humor


  • COMPUTER DOCTOR :)


  • Computer Hell


  • Computer Problem Report Form


  • Confidence Runneth Over


  • Cynic's Approach to Love


  • Da telephone


  • dark sex


  • dear abby


  • do you know me


  • dog fight


  • The Druggist


  • drunk?


  • Easy As Skipping Stones


  • Eating your own sandwiches


  • Eternal Damnation


  • ethel


  • Even Worse


  • Everyone loves dog jokes and bar jokes


  • farmers son


  • Fastest thing in the world....


  • Fat-arsed colonel


  • FBI CIA & NYPD...


  • female truck driver


  • Fessin' Up


  • Fine Dining


  • Fire alarm


  • fire truck


  • Fishing in Blue Silk Pyjamas


  • Five surgeons


  • French/PNG News


  • A First Grade Teacher


  • Gabriel's Horn


  • God and Adam


  • Golf Lessons From A Pro


  • Good Doggies


  • Heaven or Hell?


  • honey mooners


  • Hot Air


  • How To Get Ahead In Life


  • howard


  • I'm a Chandelier


  • I've Had It Up To Here!!!


  • If I had a hammer


  • If Microsoft built cars


  • Important New Term(inologie)s :-)


  • In the Beginning


  • In the classroom


  • Intelligent dog....


  • IQ or no IQ


  • irish


  • It All Adds Up...


  • THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT


  • Jail Term


  • Jesus on the cross


  • Jets fan


  • jobs I have had


  • John Howard


  • Just too good to be true?


  • Kettle Train


  • Knock! Knock! -  Nicholas


  • Knock! Knock! - A little old lady


  • Knock! Knock! - Amanda


  • Knock! Knock! - Ammonia


  • Knock! Knock! - Atch


  • Knock! Knock! - Boo


  • Knock! Knock! - Cowgo


  • Knock! Knock! - Doris


  • Knock! Knock! - Fanny


  • Knock! Knock! - Freeda


  • Knock! Knock! - Granma


  • Knock! Knock! - Harry


  • Knock! Knock! - Isabel


  • Knock! Knock! - Ivor


  • Knock! Knock! - Lettuce


  • Knock! Knock! - Madam


  • Knock! Knock! - Mister


  • Knock! Knock! - Mummy


  • Knock! Knock! - Olive


  • Knock! Knock! - Orange


  • Knock! Knock! - Waiter


  • Knock! Knock! - Walrus


  • Knock! Knock! - York


  • Little Johnny and Math


  • Little Johnny Joke (about Bill Clinton)


  • Little Johnny's Adventures In Polysyllablism


  • Medical Stuff


  • Medical Terminology


  • Mercedes Logo


  • Nice Game


  • orgasms you may encounter


  • Top 47 Oxymorons


  • PC thinking.


  • sex on legs


  • Perplexed


  • pms


  • Rabbit-Jokes


  • science test answers


  • Sherlock and Watson in bed!


  • Men - Multiple Choice


  • The Microsoft Borg


  • The nine types of users


  • The Perils Of Living Dangerously


  • The race horse


  • The Sermon


  • The Smartie and the Polo


  • The Top 10 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans


  • The Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart:


  • The twins, The boat, and The wife


  • THINGS I'VE LEARNT FROM MY CHILDREN


  • THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW


  • Three buddies get to heaven and...


  • Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web


  • Top 10 ways the internet could get worse:


  • Top 20 reasons computers must be male/female:


  • Top Ten New York Mets Excuses


  • Top Ten Reasons Canada Keeps Beating Us in the World Series


  • TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE DALLAS COWBOYS LOST TO SAN FRANCISCO 10


  • Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer


  • Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Computer Hacker


  • Traditions Of Faith


  • Train journey


  • Train journey from Paris


  • Two blondes and an airplane


  • Undertaker


  • Undying Sense of Humor


  • Unleash the Power of Shift!


  • Useless Boobs


  • Vanity


  • Vocabulary Lesson


  • Wailing Wall


  • Lone Ranger and Tonto


  • WGASA Zoo


  • What is it


  • What it means


  • WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG


  • S.P.A.M.


  • What's in a name?


  • What's in a Name?


  • Windows 98.


  • Wishes Come True


  • Word 'not-so' perfect ??


  • Workplace Insanity


  • CHRISTMAS PARTY


  • THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY


  • Yes, But.....


  • Escaped Convict


  • Female Convicts


  • Jewish pres


  • You got  any carrots?


  • You Know the Computer Belongs to a Redneck if....


  • You might be a teacher if...


  • You'll love these jokes!


  • Things you'll never hear your father say:


  • You've got a car in the garage with a body minus a head. Take me to it.


  • Zipp up and